CACHECOW/ the saddle
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Rancher-in-Chief  ·  one seat

New saddle. Who dis?

Somewhere in this is a real seat. Real equity, judged on what you've done, not who you know. We're building toward a billion-dollar mission, and we'd rather build it with a rancher.

The trophy is a saddle. One of one. It goes to whoever earns it.

Raising $2M on a $30M post-money valuation. Present tense, and honest about it.
The trophy saddle — hand-tooled leather with the copper ring worked in. One of one.
What the seat is

Not a title. A job, and a stake in it.

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Real equity, judged on merit

Not followers, not a résumé, not who you golf with. We would rather build alongside someone who has pulled a calf at three in the morning than almost anyone with an MBA.

02
An operator's seat, not a title

CacheCow is venture-backed and currently raising. The Rancher-in-Chief helps decide what we build, where we test it, and which herds we earn first. The work is real and the stakes are too.

03
A saddle that means it

The trophy is hand-tooled, with the copper ring worked into the leather. One of one. It does not go to the loudest application. It goes to whoever earns it.

Earn it

Tell us what you've run.

Judged on merit. Read by a person. Answered either way.